One fine afternoon, the frog was hopping down the road when he met a cat. He looked at the cat and then shouted, "CAT! WHAT DO YOU EAT?" The cat replied, "I drink milk," and returned to cleaning its whiskers. The little frog said, "OH! THAT'S NICE!" and continued down the road.
A short time later, he met a dog. "DOG!" shouted the frog, "WHAT DO YOU EAT?" The dog said, "I eat meat" and the frog shouted, "OH! THAT'S NICE!" and continued down the road.
He met a cow munching placidly by the side of the road and, even though the answer was obvious, the big mouthed frog shouted, "COW! WHAT DO YOU EAT?" The cow blinked and said, "Why, I eat grass." The frog shouted happily, "OH! THAT'S NICE!" and continued down the road.
He found a large snake coiled in the center of the road and shouted, "SNAKE! WHAT DO YOU EAT?" The snake hissed and looked at him before replying, "I eat little frogs with big mouths." The frog blinked, then whispered in a very small voice, "Oh... that's nice."
